Two questions:

1:	Where's the Monte Carlo?

2:	If I attend, will I be forced again to watch someone ruin a single malt
scotch by putting ice in it?  If yer nae gwin to do it right, leave the
poor dram alone!  Or off an bile yer heid!

To answer question #2, yes, so I'm not going answer question #1 now. ;)

~j