Jamie Ostrowski wrote:
> 
>     New virus spreading fast. Called Fw: Naked Wife
> 
>    Don't open!
> 
> --
>   "It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a
> hurry." --Ralph
> 

If I were to ever write a virus, the 'virus alert' message would have to be the 
vector of choice...

(I've seen 4 of these messages today, and I know our users are happily opening
each and every one, probably feeling virtuous that they are so virus aware...)