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(ASCEND) Access laff of the day ..




I know this is off the thread, but I have got to tell this on.
This really JUST happened to me ....

Irate Customer: I have a problem getting connected. You have changed up your
home page and now I cant get dail tone.


Ben Duncan				Tel: 601-371-1445
Vice President				fax: 601-371-1639
Intop					7402 Siwell Road Ste. 120
www.intop.net				Jackson, Ms 39212

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 "It all really depends upon your view of reference. If an apple dropped from
the Empire State Building is subjected to the effects of the turning earth, the
turning solar system, the turning gallaxy, the turning universe, the contracting
and expanding of the universe, would not that apple arrive at precisely where
it left off ? " 
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